Maybe my favorite spam email I've received lately, because it one day could be appropriate (but hopefully not):
"You Can Start Over Now.
LEARN SELF CONTROL! You Can Beat Alcoholism.
Statistics show that you are not alone when it comes to battling alcoholism.
There are Programs and counselors who are trained to help you get Your Life back.
Look NOW - Find an alcohol rehab near you."
Reminds me of my favorite bar name ever: the Alcohol Abuse Center (aka Tuman’s Tap and Grill in Ukrainian Village, Chicago).
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